• No one expects you to take a bath every day.
• Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.
• When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.
• If it itches, you can reach it.
• And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in public.
• You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.
• If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
• You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap
• Having big feet is considered an asset.
• If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.
• No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.
• No matter where you live, you own the place.
• Your mate never complains because you whine.
• Puppy love can last.
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