Fishing License

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.

After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

"Lets see yer fishin license, Boy !!" the Warden gasped.

With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.i||3galr3pr0duct|on0fa!h!a!j0k3s

"Well, son", said the Game Warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks !! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes Sir", replied the young feller," But my friend back there, well, he don't have one"...

Two campers

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.
“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries.
“He says you’re gonna die.”

Chilled Beer

Once a cunning man visited his cunning friend! After a couple of hours chat, he was expecting for something to eat but there was no offer. He was just waiting for the offer from his friend. And the friend was just trying to avoid and flush him out of the home without any food. But this never happened!!

Frustrated friend finally had to sardonically offer him atleast something:

Sarcastically::Oh shit, i forgot to offer you anything buddy, so sorry for that. Anyways would you like to have a tea or coffee??

His cunning response was like: " i dont mind having chilled beer until hot coffee is prepared"

Perfect Tee Shot!

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man," says his partner. "You'll never hit her from here."

Do they play football in heaven?

There were 2 friends complete fans of football. So they made an agreement that the first one who will die - will come back in the dream to the other one and tell him if they play football in heaven. One of them died and a couple of month later he cames into the dream of the other.

- I have 2 news for you... One is goof and the other one is not so good...
- Tell me the good one!
- Yes, they play football in heaven.
- And what is the bad one?
- You are in team that will be playing tomorrow