The Girl Who Went to College

This mother spent her whole life savings to send her daughter to college. Well her daughter had been in college for a couple of months and this was her first visit with her mother. So the mother gets there to pick her up her daughter gets into the car, the daughter looks at her mom and says "Mom I have something to tell you!". The mother says "O.k. what is it?"The daughter replies "I AINT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!" The mom sits there a minute and replies" I spent all this damn money sending you to college and you still saying AINT!!!!!"