Funny Dumb Blonde Quickie Jokes

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

Q. Why does a blonde throw water on her keyboard?
A. To surf the internet

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Q. Why are there no brunette jokes?
A. Because blondes would have to think them up.

Q. How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A. Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello"

Q. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A. Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.

Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.