Showing posts with label Rajinikanth Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rajinikanth Jokes. Show all posts
More of Rajinikanth Jokes
*Rajinikant had died 20 yrs ago..death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
*Rajinikant can finish mario bros without using the jump button.
*Rajinikant doesn't pay attention- attention pays him.
*Rajinikant stared at the sun for hours..the sun then blinked
*Rajinikanth once entered a race, he came first, second & third
*Rajinikanth once wrote a check, the bank bounced
*The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajinikanth
*Rajinikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral
*Intel's next line of super fast processors are being launched with the tagline ....."Rajnikant inside"
*Rajinikant can finish mario bros without using the jump button.
*Rajinikant doesn't pay attention- attention pays him.
*Rajinikant stared at the sun for hours..the sun then blinked
*Rajinikanth once entered a race, he came first, second & third
*Rajinikanth once wrote a check, the bank bounced
*The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajinikanth
*Rajinikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral
*Intel's next line of super fast processors are being launched with the tagline ....."Rajnikant inside"
Some More of Rajini Stuff
1. When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
2. Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is
"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".
3. THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar
And his coach's name is ramaKANT
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
4. Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
5. Law of Conservation of Rajni
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
6. Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened.
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
7. Once upon a time, Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth..
today that powder is known as
"AMBUJA CEMENT"
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
2. Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is
"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".
3. THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar
And his coach's name is ramaKANT
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
4. Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
5. Law of Conservation of Rajni
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
6. Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened.
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
7. Once upon a time, Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth..
today that powder is known as
"AMBUJA CEMENT"
Nano beats Ferrari in race
In the race between Nano & Ferrari,
Nano won the race!
The Engineers at TATA are Shocked!
How did this happen............
After further investigation, they found out that Ferrari was driven by Shumacher.
While Nano was driven by Rajnikanth
And the case rests!
LOL!!
Nano won the race!
The Engineers at TATA are Shocked!
How did this happen............
After further investigation, they found out that Ferrari was driven by Shumacher.
While Nano was driven by Rajnikanth
And the case rests!
LOL!!
Some More of Rajinikanth Jokes
* RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG
........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!
* RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!
* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!!!!!!
* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!
* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......
THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!
* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????
BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....
* BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!
EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!
* AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE
RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....
* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????
BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!
SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS
................
..............
SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................
..........RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
* BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!
RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI
CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!
* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..
* .RAJNIKANTHS NEXT PROJECT. TITANIC IN TAMIL. CLIMAX REVISED. BOTH SURVIVE. RAJNIKANT SWIMS ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN WITH HEROINE IN ONE HAND AND TITANIC IN THE OTHER.
........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!
* RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!
* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!!!!!!
* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!
* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......
THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!
* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????
BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....
* BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!
EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!
* AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE
RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....
* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????
BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!
SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS
................
..............
SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................
..........RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
* BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!
RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI
CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!
* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..
* .RAJNIKANTHS NEXT PROJECT. TITANIC IN TAMIL. CLIMAX REVISED. BOTH SURVIVE. RAJNIKANT SWIMS ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN WITH HEROINE IN ONE HAND AND TITANIC IN THE OTHER.
Some more Rajinikanth Jokes
1) Galileo used lamp to study..
Graham bell used candle to study
Shakespere studied in street lights
but, u know abt Rajnikanth?????????????
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Only Agarbatti!!!!!! :-)
2) Once Rajnikant bunkd the school …
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Since dat day is known as Sunday
3) The rough book used by rajnikant in his school days is today known as ...
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wikipedia-the encyclopedia
4) Why did Rajnikant buy an acre of Land with 4 wells in each corner???
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Ans. To Play Carrom!!!
5) rajnikant did his K.G frm 7 different places...
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Today those are known as 7 different IIT's...!!!
6) Rajnikanth went for a morning walk and in the afternoon Police arrested him....Y?
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Because he reached USA without Visa..
7) Rajnikant can watch movies from DVD without DVD player, without TV. How?
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by running it on his fingure
8) NASA doesn't exist anymore...
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Rajni bought all their rockets in Diwali
9) in 2008 rajni lost his wallet.....
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and the world went into recession!!!
10) Neil Armstrong lands on the moon and sees Rajni is already there…!!!
Graham bell used candle to study
Shakespere studied in street lights
but, u know abt Rajnikanth?????????????
.
.
.
.
.
Only Agarbatti!!!!!! :-)
2) Once Rajnikant bunkd the school …
.
.
.
.
.
Since dat day is known as Sunday
3) The rough book used by rajnikant in his school days is today known as ...
.
.
.
.
.
wikipedia-the encyclopedia
4) Why did Rajnikant buy an acre of Land with 4 wells in each corner???
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans. To Play Carrom!!!
5) rajnikant did his K.G frm 7 different places...
.
.
.
.
.
Today those are known as 7 different IIT's...!!!
6) Rajnikanth went for a morning walk and in the afternoon Police arrested him....Y?
.
.
.
.
.
Because he reached USA without Visa..
7) Rajnikant can watch movies from DVD without DVD player, without TV. How?
.
.
.
.
.
by running it on his fingure
8) NASA doesn't exist anymore...
.
.
.
.
.
Rajni bought all their rockets in Diwali
9) in 2008 rajni lost his wallet.....
.
.
.
.
.
and the world went into recession!!!
10) Neil Armstrong lands on the moon and sees Rajni is already there…!!!
Rajnikanth Special
AFTER LONG TIME SPECULATIONS AND CHANGES IN THE HERO CASTING,
IT IS CONFIRMED THAT SUPERSTAR RAJNIKANTH IS GOING TO ACT IN THE NEXT DHOOM SERIES MOVIE -
DHOOM-3
Shooting has already been started .......
A Clip of the movie is given below ....
Just go through the mail step by step...
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Rajnikanth Chasing Villains...
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Petrol finished in his Bike.....
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Come on Rajnikanth.....
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Can't predict anything- He is the BOSS !!
If you do not know who is Rajnikanth... ....
1. Rajanikanth makes onions cry
2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
11. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
28. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
34. Rajnikant has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile
39. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door
40. Rajnikan's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Rajnikant getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Rajnikant 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai
46. Rajnikant once age an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
48. Rajnikant every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant there is no other way.
IT IS CONFIRMED THAT SUPERSTAR RAJNIKANTH IS GOING TO ACT IN THE NEXT DHOOM SERIES MOVIE -
DHOOM-3
Shooting has already been started .......
A Clip of the movie is given below ....
Just go through the mail step by step...
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
Rajnikanth Chasing Villains...
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
Petrol finished in his Bike.....
....
....
....
....
....
.....
....
....
....
....
....
....
Come on Rajnikanth.....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
.....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
.....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
Can't predict anything- He is the BOSS !!
If you do not know who is Rajnikanth... ....
1. Rajanikanth makes onions cry
2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
11. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
28. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
34. Rajnikant has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile
39. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door
40. Rajnikan's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Rajnikant getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Rajnikant 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai
46. Rajnikant once age an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
48. Rajnikant every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant there is no other way.
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