Jokes, Jokes and more Jokes: Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris Earrings

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

What happens when you cross Chuck Norris? You Die
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "funearal
Chuck Norris reflects mirror
Chuck Norris doesn't use white out. He just blows the error off the page
A Chinese proverb once said that everything must excist with an opposite...except for Chuck Norris
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody
Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
Chuck Norris has a Myspace account... on Facebook
Chinese tried to copy Chuck, but it came out smaller and weaker, so they named it Jackie
Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, He finds you…