- Refers to those "intimate moments" as "Win-Win situations"
- Valentine`s Day card has bullet points
- Can`t be trusted with the car (too accustomed to beating up rentals)
- Celebrate anniversary by conducting a performance review
- Ends any argument by saying "let`s talk about this offline"
- Tries to call room service from the bedroom
- Congratulates your parents for successful value creation
- Takes a half-day at the office because, "Sunday is YOUR day"
- Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late
- Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "diagnostic period"
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