Sleeping at Work

Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time."
4. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
6. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
7. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
8. "The coffee machine is broken."
9. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
10. " ... in God's name, Amen."