Fart

A Woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

This
is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making
her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve
herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the
poof.

Before
she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked
over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said
in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.

The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her
face.

A
couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
again.

This
time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and
longer
rrrrrip.

The
father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'

Once
again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman
had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about
it.

She
let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once
again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy,
get away from her, before she shits on you!'