A guy is sitting in a bar with a depressed look on his face. Another guy comes up to lighten the mood and drinks his beer.
"Hey!" The depressed guy raises his voice. "Why did you do that!?!? I need that!"
The other guy replies "Sorry man, I didn't know you'd get so upset about it!"
"Look man, My wife just dumped me for a younger man and is taking my kids and half of our stuff, then my cat that I've had for 13 years dies out of no where,
then my house gets egged and I oversleep, my boss gets mad and fires me, here to find out it wasn't because I was late,
My wife's new boyfriend was hired for my job! And then after all of that some jackass comes in here and drinks my poison!"
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