Confession is good!

Being his turn to receive confessions, a priest hears the confession of a church congregant whose voice is very familiar.

"Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have had sex with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is this you Luca? Luca from our boys choir?"

"Yes Father, it's me."

"And who is this girl" asks the priest.

"I cannot tell you, Father, she swore me to secrecy."

"Luca, it's best you tell me now. I will find out sooner or later."

"Was it Tina Minetti", the priest asks.

"I cannot tell you", responds Luca.

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I will never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I am sorry Father, but I cannot tell you."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed Father."

"Then it was Rosa Di Ángelo?"

"Please Father, I cannot say."

The priest, exasperated and finally frustrated says, "Luca Pagano, you are indeed discreet and I respect that. But you have sinned and for that, you must show penitence. You must give up your position as Alter Boy for the next four months. Now leave and begin your penitence and learn from it."

Luca thanked the priest and immediately left the Confessional and joined his friend and fellow alter boy Franco who had been waiting for him.

Franco, concerned for his friend worriedly asked, "What did he do?"

Luca took a moment, looked at his friend and gleefully replies, "I got four months vacation and the names of five sluts!"