A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I
ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electric hair
dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm
afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could
carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes
perhaps? Don’t worry, it’s unused."
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will
question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead
of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have
anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I
have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the
floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed
to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go
ahead, Father - - Next!"
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