Things to know about Chuck Norris !!!!!!!

• What happens when you cross Chuck Norris? You Die
• Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death
• Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "funearal
• Chuck Norris reflects mirror
• Chuck Norris doesn't use white out. He just blows the error off the page
• A Chinese proverb once said that everything must excist with an opposite...except for Chuck Norris
• Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
• Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow
• Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
• Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together
• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
• They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody
• Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
• Chuck Norris has a Myspace account... on Facebook
• Chinese tried to copy Chuck, but it came out smaller and weaker, so they named it Jackie
• Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, He finds you…