After a lengthy tour of sea duty, an old sailor finally gets some shore leave. Fortunately, a nearby brothel had been recommeded to him by some of his younger shipmates.
The old sailor walked over to the brothel, wherehe chose his girl and began. “How am I doing?” he askedher.
“Three knots,” she replied.
“Three knots? What does that mean?”asked the sailor.
The girl answered, “You’re not hard. You’re not in. And, you’re not getting your money back.”
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