Husband-Wife Short Jokes

Both Sides of Coin
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

Wishes
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one every day.

Real Advise
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

How Genius
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me