20 types of men you may meet in men's urinal

1. EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips his shorts.
2. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not.
3. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is hung.
4. TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later.
5. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink.
6. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.
7. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.
8. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out his tie, pisses in his pants.
10. CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the next stall will get blamed.
12. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
13. DESPERATE: Waits in a long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, and then does both.
16. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoes.
17. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. DISGRUNTED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.