- Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.
- Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons..
- Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
- Good girls pack their toothbrush. Bad girls pack their diaphragms.
- Good girls prefer the missionary position. Bad girls do too, but only for starters.
- Good girls say, "No." Bad girls say, "When?"
- Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
- Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
- Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
- Good Girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.
Good Girl vs Bad Girls
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