- A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.
- You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
- You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"
- You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
- You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
- Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.
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