- School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays
- Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
- Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills
- Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
- Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower
- Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
- Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
- Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
- Dictionary: A place where success comes before work
- Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
- Father: A banker provided by nature.
- Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
- Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills
- Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read
- Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. and finally -
- Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
- Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
Meanings of few words
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