What do you Think?

Wife: Come..Help me with the Garden

Husband: What do you think, I'm a Gardener?

Wife: Come, let's fix the toilet faucet..

Husband: What do you think, I'm a Plumber?

Wife: Come fix the door handle

Husband: What do you think, I'm a Carpenter?

The Husband went out...when he was back, hesaw that everything is fixed...the garden....the toilet faucet....& the door handle.

He asked his wife, who had it done?

The wife said that, its the neighbour's son, but he gave me TWO OPTIONS...

Either to make him a Hamburger or have Sex with him.....

Husband: I'm sure that you gave him a Hamburger...

Wife: What did you thin I'm? Mc Donald ;-)