Funny Answers From Real Students

Here are some responses to job related and general knowledge questions from real college students that are so funny that they seem simply hilarious:

• A person should bathe once in summer but not so often in winter. 
• Chemical Formula of Water has two gins - Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin while Hydrogin is gin and water.
• Definition of Census taker - A man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
• Definition of Syntax - Tax paid by the sinners at the church.
• Definition of Virgin Forest - It is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot. 
• Future tense of 'I give' - 'I take'. 
• Houses in France are generally made up of Plaster of Paris. 
• Iron was discovered because someone smelt it. 
• One of the main causes of dust is janitors. 
• Parts of Speech - Lungs and air. 
• Spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom. 
• The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
• The word 'trousers' is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom. 
• What is H2O and CO2? - H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water. 
• What the residents of Moscow are called? - Mosquitoes.