The Rules - Men have to read this

• The female always makes the rules.
• The rules are subject to change at any given point of time.
• The female can change her mind at any given point of time.
• The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
• The female is never wrong.
• If the female seems wrong, it is because of some flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
• If the rule above applies, the male must apologize immediately forcausing the misunderstanding.
• The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
• The male must remain calm at all times unless the female WANTS him tobe angry or upset.
• Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
• If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
• The male cannot, under any circumstances, diagnose PMS.