The Father of My Children?

A man was in the supermarket when he saw an attractive woman waving him over and smiling. He walked over, unsure of who she was.

“I’m sorry”, he said, “but I don’t think I recognize you”.

“I think you’re the father of one of my children”, the woman said, smiling.

The man’s heart nearly stopped as he thought back to the one time he had been unfaithful – his bachelor party. “Are you the stripper?” he asked, astonished. “Are you the one who rubbed whipped cream all over me on the pool table while you slapped my butt with a with a wet celery?”

Wide-eyed and shocked the woman replies, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”