A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening at work, he goes to the circus cafeteria, sits with other workers, and begins complaining about his work.
"It's just terrible work, walking behind those huge beasts and first dodging, then shoveling aside the dung they produce. My arms are tired, my shoes and pants are a mess, and I'll have to shower before I return home, because of the stink."
His friends at work agree: "Why don't you just quit this miserable job and find something more rewarding to do. You have to have some skills and talents that you can put to use somewhere else."
He looks at them, stunned: "You know, you're probably right, but I just can't give up the glamor of show business!"
German Pilot
An American pilot who had downed a German Messerschmidt, visited the German pilot in the field hospital. Finding the fellow in pretty bad shape, the American asked if he could do anything for him.
The Nazi admitted that he did have a favor to ask. “The leg they amputated, on your next bombing run, could you drop it over Germany?”
“Sure, pal.”
It was a pretty weird request, but the pilot was happy to oblige and came back to tell him the mission had been carried out.
The grateful German gasped his thanks, and another request. “The other leg got very bad, they had to cut it off. Could this, too, be dropped over my homeland? It would mean a great deal to me.”
The American shrugged, but returned two days later with the news that the job was done.
“Many thanks,” whispered the downed Nazi, now ashen faced and unable to lift his head from the pillow. “I have just one final request. Last night they had to amputate my right arm…”
“Now hang on just a darn minute,” interrupted the American angrily. “Are you trying to escape?”
The Nazi admitted that he did have a favor to ask. “The leg they amputated, on your next bombing run, could you drop it over Germany?”
“Sure, pal.”
It was a pretty weird request, but the pilot was happy to oblige and came back to tell him the mission had been carried out.
The grateful German gasped his thanks, and another request. “The other leg got very bad, they had to cut it off. Could this, too, be dropped over my homeland? It would mean a great deal to me.”
The American shrugged, but returned two days later with the news that the job was done.
“Many thanks,” whispered the downed Nazi, now ashen faced and unable to lift his head from the pillow. “I have just one final request. Last night they had to amputate my right arm…”
“Now hang on just a darn minute,” interrupted the American angrily. “Are you trying to escape?”
You wouldn't dare shoot me
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down.
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.
"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.
The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.
"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.
The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"
Origin
Little Freddy was puzzled as to his origin.
"How did I get here, Mommy?"
His mother said, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you."
"And did God send YOU, too Mommy?"
"Yes, Freddy, He did."
"And GRANDMA and GREAT GRANDMA and DADDY, too?"
Again the answer was "Yes, Freddy, He did." Little Freddy shook his head in disbelief.
"Then you mean to tell me there's been no "f*cking" in this family for 100 years?!?!?
No wonder everyone is so cranky!"
"How did I get here, Mommy?"
His mother said, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you."
"And did God send YOU, too Mommy?"
"Yes, Freddy, He did."
"And GRANDMA and GREAT GRANDMA and DADDY, too?"
Again the answer was "Yes, Freddy, He did." Little Freddy shook his head in disbelief.
"Then you mean to tell me there's been no "f*cking" in this family for 100 years?!?!?
No wonder everyone is so cranky!"
6 weeks, 6 months and 6 years later
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING...RINGING.....
Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6 weeks : Honey Honey, don't you worry, I ll never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself . . .
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING...RINGING.....
Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6 weeks : Honey Honey, don't you worry, I ll never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself . . .
Hope you have said hello to them
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazines
"Hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazines
"Hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.
Well-known proverb said by kids
A teacher had twenty-six students in her class She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses .................... until they stop running.
2. Strike while the.................................. bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before................. Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of.................. termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but............... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that........................ looks dirty.
7. No news is.......................... impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a.......................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new..................... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll................. stink in the morning.
11.Love all, trust.................................. me.
12. The pen is mightier than the............... pigs.
13. An idle mind is............................... the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's................. pollution.
15. Happy the bride who.................. gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is..................... not much.
17. Two's company, three's.................... the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what................. you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and........... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as........................ Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not.................. spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed...................... get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you................... see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind.................... get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand..................................... is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26. Better late than............................. pregnant.
1. Don't change horses .................... until they stop running.
2. Strike while the.................................. bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before................. Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of.................. termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but............... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that........................ looks dirty.
7. No news is.......................... impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a.......................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new..................... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll................. stink in the morning.
11.Love all, trust.................................. me.
12. The pen is mightier than the............... pigs.
13. An idle mind is............................... the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's................. pollution.
15. Happy the bride who.................. gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is..................... not much.
17. Two's company, three's.................... the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what................. you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and........... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as........................ Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not.................. spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed...................... get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you................... see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind.................... get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand..................................... is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26. Better late than............................. pregnant.
Who says chemistry is easy!!!
Chemistry is Complicated ...
2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom During Test ..
G1 : You Gotta Help Me !
G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I can't Help During test
G1 : Please Dude ... I Am Gonna Fail
G2 : Okey Be Quick .. Ask Me ?
G1 : Whats Abbreviation For Nobelium ?
G2 : NO
G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me...
G2 : NO !
G1 : Ok Leave it Tell me Whats Sodium ?
G2 : Na !
G1 : Damn Atleast Tell me Of Potassium ?
G2 : Hmm K !
G1 : What's Okay ?
G2 : Just K !
G1 : Whats Just OK ?
G2 : You Mean OK2 ?
G1 : Whats OK Too ?
G2 : Potassium Oxide ..
G1 : Oxide ?
G2 : O
G1 : Oh ! What ??
G2 : Oxygen
G1 : Damn Not Oxygen I Asked For Potassium ?
G2 : K
G1 : NO
G2 : Nobelium
G1 : Nobelium ?
G2 : NO
G1 : Just Give Me The Bonus Question Answer . Whats Element166 ?
G2 : Uhh
G1 :Go On ?
G2 : UHH
G1 : UHH ??
G2 : Exactly
G1 : NO WHAT IS IT ???
G2 : Nobelium
G1 : Damn For God Sake At least Tell me For URANIUM ?
G2 : That's U !
G1 : I Know That's Up to Me ... But I Am Asking Your Help
G2 : U !
G1 : NO YOU !!!
G2 : Nobelium . Uranium
G1 : You Are An A$$
G2 : URANIUM (U) ARGON (AR) NITROGEN (N) Arsenic (AS)
U AR N AS
G1 : You Are An A$$
G2 : Exactly !!
G1 : Baaah !!!
G2 : Barium ! ....
2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom During Test ..
G1 : You Gotta Help Me !
G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I can't Help During test
G1 : Please Dude ... I Am Gonna Fail
G2 : Okey Be Quick .. Ask Me ?
G1 : Whats Abbreviation For Nobelium ?
G2 : NO
G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me...
G2 : NO !
G1 : Ok Leave it Tell me Whats Sodium ?
G2 : Na !
G1 : Damn Atleast Tell me Of Potassium ?
G2 : Hmm K !
G1 : What's Okay ?
G2 : Just K !
G1 : Whats Just OK ?
G2 : You Mean OK2 ?
G1 : Whats OK Too ?
G2 : Potassium Oxide ..
G1 : Oxide ?
G2 : O
G1 : Oh ! What ??
G2 : Oxygen
G1 : Damn Not Oxygen I Asked For Potassium ?
G2 : K
G1 : NO
G2 : Nobelium
G1 : Nobelium ?
G2 : NO
G1 : Just Give Me The Bonus Question Answer . Whats Element166 ?
G2 : Uhh
G1 :Go On ?
G2 : UHH
G1 : UHH ??
G2 : Exactly
G1 : NO WHAT IS IT ???
G2 : Nobelium
G1 : Damn For God Sake At least Tell me For URANIUM ?
G2 : That's U !
G1 : I Know That's Up to Me ... But I Am Asking Your Help
G2 : U !
G1 : NO YOU !!!
G2 : Nobelium . Uranium
G1 : You Are An A$$
G2 : URANIUM (U) ARGON (AR) NITROGEN (N) Arsenic (AS)
U AR N AS
G1 : You Are An A$$
G2 : Exactly !!
G1 : Baaah !!!
G2 : Barium ! ....
Same Thing
A guy enters a confessional booth in a church and says to the priest with guilt..........
"I had an affair....almost"
The priest says "what do you mean.........almost?"
The guy says "well we got undressed and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped"...
"In the eyes of the lord rubbing against each other is the same as putting it in" says the priest..'
"for your penance say 5 hail Marys and put some money in the poor box".
The guy leaves the confessional, says his prayers.................then walks over to the poor box.
He pauses for a moment..... then starts to leave.....!!!!
The priest seeing this, quickly runs over to him and says,"you didn't put any money in the poor box".
The guy stops and says'.............
"yeah but I rubbed the money on the box, and in the eyes of the lord that's the same thing as putting it in"....... ........
"I had an affair....almost"
The priest says "what do you mean.........almost?"
The guy says "well we got undressed and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped"...
"In the eyes of the lord rubbing against each other is the same as putting it in" says the priest..'
"for your penance say 5 hail Marys and put some money in the poor box".
The guy leaves the confessional, says his prayers.................then walks over to the poor box.
He pauses for a moment..... then starts to leave.....!!!!
The priest seeing this, quickly runs over to him and says,"you didn't put any money in the poor box".
The guy stops and says'.............
"yeah but I rubbed the money on the box, and in the eyes of the lord that's the same thing as putting it in"....... ........
Any idea about what is 69
Once a girl is quite fantasized about "69". She has a regular boyfriend they have never done it before.
One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69".
But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69. The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. so he does as the Girlfriend tells him to do.
they lay down in this position for about 2 min. she is thinking that He will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart...directly on her boyfriend's face.
Girlfriend quickly apologizes and asks him to stay in that position for some more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time bigger than the previous.
The boyfriend quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at her..
"If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"
One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69".
But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69. The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. so he does as the Girlfriend tells him to do.
they lay down in this position for about 2 min. she is thinking that He will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart...directly on her boyfriend's face.
Girlfriend quickly apologizes and asks him to stay in that position for some more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time bigger than the previous.
The boyfriend quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at her..
"If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"
Green side up
A real estate agent is showing a new four-storey house to an affluent young couple, who are somewhat bewildered by his behavior. On every landing, the estate agent stops, opens the window, and shouts out: "Green side up!". Finally, the young couple ask him why.
"I've got some Irishmen laying down the new lawn," he explains, "and I've got to make sure they do it right".
"I've got some Irishmen laying down the new lawn," he explains, "and I've got to make sure they do it right".
Late night drinking
Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."
The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment.
Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my Dog!!"
The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."
The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment.
Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my Dog!!"
How long will he be on crutches?
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist.
While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be
corrected by minor surgery.
The patient's wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need
for surgery.
"How long will he be on crutches?" she asked.
"Crutches???" the doctor asked
"Well, yes," the woman said "You are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"
While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be
corrected by minor surgery.
The patient's wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need
for surgery.
"How long will he be on crutches?" she asked.
"Crutches???" the doctor asked
"Well, yes," the woman said "You are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"
Tactful
The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.”
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men,” says the Sergeant. “Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander.”
Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. “Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn’t you be a bit more tactful, next time?”
“Yes, sir,” answered the Sarge.
A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath’s mother died. You’d better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful.”
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. “Ok, men, fall in and listen up.” “Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward.” “Not so fast, McGrath!”
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men,” says the Sergeant. “Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander.”
Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. “Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn’t you be a bit more tactful, next time?”
“Yes, sir,” answered the Sarge.
A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath’s mother died. You’d better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful.”
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. “Ok, men, fall in and listen up.” “Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward.” “Not so fast, McGrath!”
Wife’s been hit by a truck
A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door.
He opens it to find two sheriff’s deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married.
The man replies, “Yes, I am.”
The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man’s wife.
The guy says, “Sure…” and gets a photo to show them.
The deputy says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
The guy replies, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.”
He opens it to find two sheriff’s deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married.
The man replies, “Yes, I am.”
The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man’s wife.
The guy says, “Sure…” and gets a photo to show them.
The deputy says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
The guy replies, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.”
Thing's You Really Didn't Want To Know..
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubichairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubichairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
Personal favor
"Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit."
"Does that mean I'm cured?" he asked.
"For all practical purposes, yes," she said. "I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know where the kleptomania came from."
"Well, that's terrific, Doctor. Before I go, I'd like to tell you something. Although our relationship is strictly professional, it's been one of the most rewarding of my life. I wish I could do something to repay you for helping me."
"You've paid my fee," the doctor said. "That's the only responsibility you have."
"I know," Chilton said. "But isn't there some personal favor I could do for you?"
"Well," the doctor said, "I'll tell you what. If you ever suffer a relapse, my son could use a nice portable color television."
"Does that mean I'm cured?" he asked.
"For all practical purposes, yes," she said. "I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know where the kleptomania came from."
"Well, that's terrific, Doctor. Before I go, I'd like to tell you something. Although our relationship is strictly professional, it's been one of the most rewarding of my life. I wish I could do something to repay you for helping me."
"You've paid my fee," the doctor said. "That's the only responsibility you have."
"I know," Chilton said. "But isn't there some personal favor I could do for you?"
"Well," the doctor said, "I'll tell you what. If you ever suffer a relapse, my son could use a nice portable color television."
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