While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, ‘I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.’
The man looks a little perplexed and says, ‘Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.’
The doctor answers, ‘I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.’
The man screams in horror, ‘Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.’
The doctor replies, ‘Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice.’
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, ‘Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.’
The guy says to the doctor, ‘Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!’
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. ‘Stupid American Docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!’
Oh, Thank God!’ the man replies.
‘Yes,’ says the Chinese doctor, ‘wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!’
Probability and Sex
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.
Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.
Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!
Yo mama is so fat
- Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
- Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
- Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
- Yo mama so fat were in her right now
- Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
- Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
- Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
- Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
- Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
- Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
- Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
- Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
- Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
- Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
- Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
- Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
- Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
- Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
- Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
- Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
- Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
- Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
- Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
- Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
- Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
- Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
- Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
- Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
- Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
- Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
- Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
- Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
- Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
- Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
- Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
- Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
- Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
- Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
- Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
- Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
- Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
- Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
- Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
- Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
- Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
- Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
- Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
- Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
- Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
- Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
- Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
- Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
- Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
- Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
- Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
- Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
- Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
- Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
- Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
- Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
- Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
- Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
- Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
- Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
- Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
- Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
- Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
- Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
- Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
- Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
- Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
- Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
- Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
- Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
- Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
- Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
- Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
- Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
- Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
- Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
- Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
- Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
- Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
- Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
- Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
- Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
- Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
- Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
- Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
- Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
- Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
- Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
- Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
- Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
- Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
- Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
- Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
- Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
- Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
- Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
- Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
- Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
- Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
- Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
- Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
- Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
- Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
- Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
- Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
- Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
- Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.
"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."
The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room."
About half the class rose and came forward.
"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher, "these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."
"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."
The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room."
About half the class rose and came forward.
"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher, "these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."
Management Truth
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me sir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
''You must be an engineer," said the lady balloonist.
"I am", replied the man. 'How did you know?'
''Well", answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be in Top Management."
''I am", replied the lady balloonist, "but, how did you know ?''
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air within. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems." !!!
The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
''You must be an engineer," said the lady balloonist.
"I am", replied the man. 'How did you know?'
''Well", answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be in Top Management."
''I am", replied the lady balloonist, "but, how did you know ?''
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air within. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems." !!!
Try to Explain Women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
GOD says, "So you would like them."
"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"
GOD says, "So they would love you!"
"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
GOD says, "So you would like them."
"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"
GOD says, "So they would love you!"
A Blond MAN Joke
Here is a joke about a blond man, just for the sake of balance in the universe..
Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"
The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17000 on a new car," he complains, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"
The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sounds like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her pack her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a p***s!!"
Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"
The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17000 on a new car," he complains, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"
The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sounds like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her pack her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a p***s!!"
Dilbert's one liners
- I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
- A friend in need is a pest indeed.
- Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEAT
- Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
- When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
- The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
- Born free, taxed to death.
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
- Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
- Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
- It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
- I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
- A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
- The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
- The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
- In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
- If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
- Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
- If you can't convince them, confuse them.
- It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
- The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
- Someday is not a day of the week
- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
- The road to success.... Is always under construction.
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
- All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening, engaged or married to someone else!
Big game Hunter
A big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal’s skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what caliber the bullet was that killed the animal.
The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced “Bear.” Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, “Shot with a .308 rifle.” He was right. They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, “Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks.
Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, “I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?”
His wife angrily replied, “I gave it to you. You got into bed, put your hand down my panties, fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, “Skunk, killed with an axe.”
The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced “Bear.” Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, “Shot with a .308 rifle.” He was right. They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, “Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks.
Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, “I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?”
His wife angrily replied, “I gave it to you. You got into bed, put your hand down my panties, fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, “Skunk, killed with an axe.”
Twice a Day
This guy goes into a doctors and says, "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day," he answers back.
"That's not so much," says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man.
"Well, that's definitely too much," says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand." "I do," says the man. "Twice a day!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day," he answers back.
"That's not so much," says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man.
"Well, that's definitely too much," says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand." "I do," says the man. "Twice a day!"
Subject for a Date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
Cool Stud
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be."
"Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!"
"No problem," replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone. "And what do you want to be," St. Peter asked the other guy.
"I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply.
"Easy," replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone.
After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back. "You'll find them easily," he says, "One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!"
"Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!"
"No problem," replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone. "And what do you want to be," St. Peter asked the other guy.
"I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply.
"Easy," replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone.
After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back. "You'll find them easily," he says, "One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!"
Complaining Monk
Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words.
Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance.
He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
It’s the big day, a decade later.
He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says.
“You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”
Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance.
He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
It’s the big day, a decade later.
He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says.
“You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”
A dollar per point
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.
He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.”
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out.
This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.
He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.”
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out.
This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.
Parachute Jumping
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
Spit it out!
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together.
They each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the frothy head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.
The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, “Spit it out you greedy little bastard! Spit it out!”
They each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the frothy head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.
The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, “Spit it out you greedy little bastard! Spit it out!”
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