Benefits of Being a Female

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• We got off the Titanic first.
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
• We never ejaculate prematurely.
• We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
• We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
• When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
• We don't have to get our strength up between sessions...and it's much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.
• We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts.
• Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.
• We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
• We can cry and get off speeding fines.
• We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers...... Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
• Taxis stop for us.
• We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.