A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked the doctor.
“Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field.
When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow’s ass.
I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that’s when I made my mistake.”
Puzzled, the doctor asks “What mistake was that?”
The guy replies, “I said ‘Hey this looks like yours hun!’”
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