Jokes, Jokes and more Jokes

I was flashing my ID card instead of  unlocking the house door with the keys. Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best res...

#16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15. "Relax, the handcuffs are ti...

A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "...

A: I have the perfect son. ' B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ev...

When Roger came home, his wife, Norma, was crying.  'Your mother insu lted me,' she sobbed.  'My mother?' spluttered Ro...

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon:  “I have some good news and, I have some bad news…”  The tycoon replies: “I’ve had...

Chinese New Year. -  Isn't it weird? the year of the cow, there's mad cow disease.  the year of the pig, there's swine flu....

Answer : Princess Diana's death . Question : How come? Answer :An English princess with an ...

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ag...

A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in New York. She and her widowed mother shared the same ambition: marriage to ...

A man at a nudist camp got a letter from his mother asking for a picture. Since the only pictures he had were taken in the nude, he cut o...

That husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighb...

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backs...

Suffering from a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay fellow goes to see his doctor. After his examination the physician prescribes suppositories...

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when ...

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana...

Little Johnny said to his aunt Tess, "My God, you're ugly, aren't you!" His mother overheard this and pulled Johnny int...

While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?...

In a rich residential colony, all daughters-in-law once decided to send their mothers-in-law for outing and picnic for a change. Accordi...